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Starvation.

After couple of days of forced obligatory fasting, Scarlet finally bought my supply of food. I almost starved to death every couple of months when my lowly paid slave-mistress runs out of molah to have me fed. Sheesh!

So yesterday, she got me cans of premium wet food (the same kind as Princess Mimi) and the cheese-y pizza I so loved! It is rare moments like this that I can say, Scarlet is awesome :D

What a feast!

DoorSlam!

Apparently, even much adored helper couldn't be trusted to look out for my welfare. She slammed the door on me, right smack in the middle of my body.

Oh the agony!

It was so painful that I involuntarily peed )':

But in Helper Yuni's defense, it was truly an accident. My flash dive technique is obviously too swift for her poor inferior human sight; too slow to be aware that I was making a dive for her room. In her way of apologizing, she bought me Whiskies.

WHIS-what?

How dare she attempt to apologize by giving me a common cat's junk food!

But, I forgave her anyway. Yes, I am going to be a benevolent Queen someday (:

It's really in her ignorance that she bought me Whiskies.

Anyway, the intent was to apologize....

...unlike Scarlet, who is truly sadistic.

Upon hearing that I was a victim of DoorSlam, she laughed! Heartily at that.

Sometimes I wonder why Scarlet is my rightful servant mistress and Yuni's just the helper. But, I guess for me to truly be a magnanimous Feline Queen someday, I've got to have a cruel mistress as a lesson NOT to be like her.

Meowrrr!

Lately my servant mistress and her helper (just giving you an idea how disgustingly pampered I am) have been giving me plenty of headache.

Scarlet being her usual strict self and forbidded me to enter several places (like her bedroom and kitchen). But being me, Ive managed to sneak in several times whenever the door to the red room is left open. So, far I am only successful and crossed till her working desk. I am targeting the huge queen size bed which is meant for me, a crown princess, not merely a servant mistress.

I mean, she may be scarlet which is just merely a color but I am far more precious. Named after a scarlet gemstone; Ruby, except to personalise it, I am spelt Rubi. Yes, I owned the chain accessories store name after yours truly, right down to the iota ;)

So anyway, Scarlet's helper, Tante Yuni is a fantastic playmate and everything else a Princess needs in a handmaid <3 Sometimes, she sneaks more than the 3 treats a day allocated by Scarlet and at times, brings me the 5th floor kitchen Persian's wet food for me to feast upon!

Food, oh glorious food~ Serve the Persian right for not backing away when I meowrrr at her the other day.

Of course, as a reward, I sleep with Yuni at night and cuddle up whenever she needs a friend. Yes, I know Scarlet is my main servant mistress but she's hardly home, anyway.

&oh, I am so scandalised!

An informer just told me that Scarlet has been meeting up with the stray tom, Miang (what kind of name is that? Oh, I forgot, he is just a stray...) and fair Princess Mimi of some far away Kingdom. Princess Mimi...the great unrivaled beauty who went missing. The last I heard, she was sick and dying.

Maybe that is why Scarlet went over to visit seeing that Princess Mimi's manservant is Scarlet's Red Letter. But that doesn't explain why she is almost always over at that Kingdom and hours at that. Jealous? Me? Nah, just concerned for Princess Mimi's health.

Just maybe.

&I still have yet to get updates why Scarlet wants an Ashera.

Oh! I know! I know!

Maybe she...wants to hire bodyguards for me.

Oh goody!

That would teach the 5th floor Persian to respect the Princess!

Rubi's List.

• Kitty Carrier
• New Toy (Preferably a ball)
• Day Time Sleeping Basket &Blankie
• Nail Clipper (just a lil` trim)
• Bite Toy
• Cat Nip
• Netting over the Balcony Palace

Annoyed.

How dare they try and keep me within my palace's compounds?

(Which is actually really just a measly, crummy balcony space.)

I am a CROWN Princess,

I go wherever and however as I please.

Enough said.

Let me out of this damn palace gates!

Stuck!

I shall never ever try to dive for the ball when it rolls under the sofa. It was a very scary experience. Still, it was fun &I did attempt to crawl under the sofa much to the amusement of my slave-mistress Scarlet.

Hees*

Love,

Rubi.

Arrival of HRH.

Welcome home, Princess Rubi!

-Residence of 476 Balcony Palace

2days!

To HRH Crown Princess Rubi's arrival.

&we have yet to kitty proof our balcony for her.

But I think we can do it in due time.

Probably by Wednesday evening

when we are done shopping to welcome her home ;)

Maine Coon.

WARNING:
Once you've cast your eyes on the beauty of a Maine Coon, you may never look at cats the same way again.

Presenting the Great Beauties,

Regal &Elegant; Sue Nelson's Misty &Weeji

Queen, err..I mean, Kingly- Christy Brown's Jack Frost.

&the gentle giant, Charlie Andrus's Sam Adams.

&of course, my favourite photograph of Maine Coon-

Sleepyhead; Sue Schneider's

Gryphie.

For more beauties to fest your eyes on-

Maine Coon Gallery.