Starvation.

After couple of days of forced obligatory fasting, Scarlet finally bought my supply of food. I almost starved to death every couple of months when my lowly paid slave-mistress runs out of molah to have me fed. Sheesh!

So yesterday, she got me cans of premium wet food (the same kind as Princess Mimi) and the cheese-y pizza I so loved! It is rare moments like this that I can say, Scarlet is awesome :D

What a feast!

DoorSlam!

Apparently, even much adored helper couldn't be trusted to look out for my welfare. She slammed the door on me, right smack in the middle of my body.

Oh the agony!

It was so painful that I involuntarily peed )':

But in Helper Yuni's defense, it was truly an accident. My flash dive technique is obviously too swift for her poor inferior human sight; too slow to be aware that I was making a dive for her room. In her way of apologizing, she bought me Whiskies.

WHIS-what?

How dare she attempt to apologize by giving me a common cat's junk food!

But, I forgave her anyway. Yes, I am going to be a benevolent Queen someday (:

It's really in her ignorance that she bought me Whiskies.

Anyway, the intent was to apologize....

...unlike Scarlet, who is truly sadistic.

Upon hearing that I was a victim of DoorSlam, she laughed! Heartily at that.

Sometimes I wonder why Scarlet is my rightful servant mistress and Yuni's just the helper. But, I guess for me to truly be a magnanimous Feline Queen someday, I've got to have a cruel mistress as a lesson NOT to be like her.