Oh the agony!
It was so painful that I involuntarily peed )':
But in Helper Yuni's defense, it was truly an accident. My flash dive technique is obviously too swift for her poor inferior human sight; too slow to be aware that I was making a dive for her room. In her way of apologizing, she bought me Whiskies.
WHIS-what?
How dare she attempt to apologize by giving me a common cat's junk food!
But, I forgave her anyway. Yes, I am going to be a benevolent Queen someday (:
It's really in her ignorance that she bought me Whiskies.
Anyway, the intent was to apologize....
...unlike Scarlet, who is truly sadistic.
Upon hearing that I was a victim of DoorSlam, she laughed! Heartily at that.
Sometimes I wonder why Scarlet is my rightful servant mistress and Yuni's just the helper. But, I guess for me to truly be a magnanimous Feline Queen someday, I've got to have a cruel mistress as a lesson NOT to be like her.
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